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Proverbs As Told By Children A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest. These are great: As you shall make your bed so shall you... mess it up. Better to be safe than... punch a 5th grader. Strike while the... bug is close. It's always darkest before... daylight savings time. Never underestimate the power of... termites. You can lead a horse to water but... how? Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty. No news is... impossible. A miss is as good as a... Mr. You can't teach an old dog new... math. If you lie down with the dogs, you'll... stink in the morning. Love all, trust... me. The pen is mightier than the... pigs. Your Ad Here Catnip Kitty Life Is Like A Jar of Jalapenos An Interview With God - Inspirational! Happy Birthday To You

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