Mary: Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?

Dad: They're mating, honey.

Mary: What's the one on top called?

Dad: It's a daddy-longlegs.

Mary: So the one on bottom is a mommy-longlegs?

Dad: No, it's a daddy-longlegs, too.

Mary: (thinks for a minute, then stomps on both spiders)

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