How To Make Love Endure
"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work."
-Tom, age 7

"Don't forget your wife's name... That will mess up the love."
-Roger, age 8

"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash."
-Randy, age 8

"Don't say you love somebody and then change your mind... Love isn't like picking what movie you want to watch."
-Natalie, age 9

Titles Of The Love Ballads You Can Sing To Your Beloved
"'How Do I Love Thee When You're Always Picking Your Nose?'"
-Arnold, age 10

"'You Are My Darling Even Though You Also Know My Sister.'"
-Larry, age 8

"'I Love Hamburgers, I Like You!'"
-Eddie, age 6

"'I Am in Love with You Most of the Time, but Don't Bother Me When I'm with My Friends.'"
-Bob, age 9

"'Hey, Baby, I Don't like Girls but I'm Willing to Forget You Are One!'"
-Will, age 7

Reflections On The Nature Of Love
"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too."
-Greg, age 8